Frigga the perpetual calico kitten in a tree waiting for the birds...
The Call of Cthulu
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Light catnip inscense.
Make sign of opening the cat food.
Face east "In the name of Friskies do I summon you!"
Face South "In the name of Purina do I summon you!"
Face West "In the name of Whiskas do I sommon you!"
Face North "In the name of Iams do I summon you!"
Now chant until the beast apears: "O Grey Cthulhu, who dwells below the bed, come forth for I summon you!"
Our grey cat named Cthulu