May peace break into your house & may thieves come to steal your debts. May your pockets become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline & may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, May happiness slap you across the face & may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! May 2010 be the best year of your life!